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Old 04-08-2009, 09:43 AM   #1
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question about donating plasma/platelets & a drug test

i know when you donate plasma they filter your blood, my question is if you donate does it clean out your system enough to pass a drug test?
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never thought about that, but i doubt it. clean out your blood all you like-- thc metabolites stored in fat cells will still be released into it. or so i understand.

that is, unless you're not talking about weed.
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Old 04-08-2009, 09:58 AM   #3
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weed is the drug we are talking bout
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best plan: exercise a lot to keep the turnover in fat cells high and burn out as much as you can, then get really lazy and put your body in a fat-storing state for the week before the test. eat lots of red meat for a few days to boost creatinine levels, dilute the shit out of your piss by drinkin a lot of water the day of, and take some b-vitamins to make it yellow. should throw it off far enough without lookin suspicious.
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^^^wow. orrrrrrr just dont do drugs when you know you might have to take a drug test?
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i just took a drug test
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^^^wow. orrrrrrr just dont do drugs when you know you might have to take a drug test?


where is brad when you need him to put you in your place?
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where is brad when you need him to put you in your place?
LOL, im sure he will have something to say
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^^^wow. orrrrrrr just dont do drugs when you know you might have to take a drug test?
orrrrr just keep smoking and buy some synthetic urine










has anyone had any problems using synthetic urine?
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i just took a drug test
did you pass?
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oh jesus,
this thread isn't gonna turn into a mid 1980's PSA is it?
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oh jesus,
this thread isn't gonna turn into a mid 1980's PSA is it?
it might, it's still early
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oh jesus,
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well, there's always:



but i like the new ones better

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